I LOVE PISS
#41,847 in the world · #41 in South Africa · in the top 96% nationally. 15 official events, 11 matches won and 26 lost.
- 1404±51Rating · margin ±51
- 1498Average field · 23 entr.
- —vs top 5%
What they have done so far
- Has won 1 tournament. The biggest one had 36 players entered.
- Made top 8 3 times in 15 tournaments: 20% of the time.
- Their best run is 4 tournaments in a row with the rating going up.
- Their peak is 1,500 points, reached in November 2025: today they sit 96 points below it.
- The toughest field they have faced averaged 1,518 points, across 18 entrants.
- They are 67 points away from the top 25: South Africa.
How the rating moved
Between 1,339 and 1,500, across 15 events with history.
Last 15 events
| Date | Event | Entrants | Field | Pos. | Record | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01/09/26 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Night Montague Gardens | 24 | 1501 | 9° | 1–1–1 | +9 |
| 25/08/26 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Night Montague Gardens | 30 | 1515 | 22° | 1–2 | +3 |
| 18/08/26 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Night Montague Gardens | 36 | 1502 | 21° | 1–1–1 | +11 |
| 17/03/26 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Night Montague Gardens | 26 | 1491 | 9° | 3–2 | +34 |
| 07/03/26 | Saturday Morning Summoner Skirmish - March Milnerton | 16 | 1473 | 16° | 0–4 | -37 |
| 24/02/26 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Nights - Multiplayer Montague Gardens | 27 | 1502 | 7° | 3–1–1 | +45 |
| 21/02/26 | Saturday Morning Spiritforged 2nd Pre-Rift Event Montague Gardens | 14 | 1468 | 12° | 1–3 | -6 |
| 17/02/26 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Nights - Multiplayer Montague Gardens | 29 | 1504 | 26° | 1–4 | -33 |
| 03/02/26 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Nights - Multiplayer Montague Gardens | 23 | 1494 | 21° | 0–1–2 | -4 |
| 27/01/26 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Nights - Multiplayer Montague Gardens | 14 | 1512 | 14° | 0–4 | -71 |
| 13/01/26 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Nights - Multiplayer Montague Gardens | 18 | 1518 | 6° | 0–0–1 | +3 |
| 16/12/25 | Tuesday Nexus Day - Multiplayer Montague Gardens | 36 | — | 1° | 0–0–1 | +4 |
| 09/12/25 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Nights - Multiplayer Milnerton | 39 | — | 19° | 0–0–1 | +4 |
| 02/12/25 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Nights - Multiplayer Montague Gardens | 29 | — | 25° | 0–3–1 | -58 |
| 25/11/25 | Tuesday Evening Nexus Nights - Multiplayer Montague Gardens | 20 | — | 16° | 0–0–1 | 0 |
Form and consistency
On a 2-loss streak.
- 16 to 99 13 events 26%
- Under 16 2 events 13%
The overall win rate hides this difference: some players dominate at their store and vanish at regionals. Here you can see it.
Toughest opponents faced
Sorted by the opponent's rating, with the head-to-head record. Beating a 1900-rated player counts for more than six wins against a regular at your local store.
- NuggetsNeverDie ZA 1659 0–3
- Weather Report ZA 1625 0–1
- RishLFC ZA 1610 0–1
- MeatstickZA ZA 1606 0–1
- I LOVE FEMBOYZ ZA 1597 1–2
- ToxicSkunk ZA 1597 0–1
- 4c656f6e ZA 1587 0–1
- I LOVE BEER ZA 1577 0–1
- PsychoticPanda ZA 1568 2–2
- Ctrl Alt Defeat ZA 1551 0–1
- Gooosie ZA 1522 0–1
- WiedieJ ZA 1501 1–0
What the Field column means
Two columns Elo alone cannot give you. Field is the average rating of the opponents a player actually faced, with how many entrants their events had on average: the same score can be built grinding eight-player events against unrated opposition, or playing 200-player regionals. When the field stays around 1500 or events run under 16 entrants, the number is flagged. vs top 5% answers the same question match by match: how many they won against the 2,503 players rated above 1700. The gap is stark — some sit at 59%, others with a higher Elo sit at 30%. Computing these takes the full entry list of every event plus a rating system: sites that start from decklists cannot.
Ratings recomputed on 2026-09-02 05:41. The calculation runs twice a day on public standings from UVS Games events: between runs the scores do not change. How we compute the ranking →