Simp for Hire
#25,414 in the world · #9,311 in United States · in the top 54% nationally. 4 official events, 6 matches won and 6 lost.
- 1507±94Rating · margin ±94
- 1549Average field · 628 entr.
- —vs top 5%
What they have done so far
- Their all-time peak is 1,527 points.
- The toughest field they have faced averaged 1,590 points, across 1,833 entrants.
How the rating moved
Between 1,481 and 1,524, across 4 events with history.
Last 4 events
| Date | Event | Entrants | Field | Pos. | Record | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30/05/26 | Riftbound Regional Qualifier - Vancouver Vancouver | 1,833 | 1590 | 1667° | 0–1 | -17 |
| 13/02/26 | Spiritforged Release Event Baton Rouge | 25 | 1528 | 10° | 3–2 | +17 |
| 12/02/26 | Wednesday Afternoon Spiritforged Pre-Rift Event Denham Springs | 25 | 1529 | 13° | 2–1–3 | +26 |
| 06/11/25 | Wednesday Evening Release Event Denham Springs | 23 | — | 19° | 1–2 | -19 |
Form and consistency
On a 1-loss streak.
- Events with 100+ entrants 1 events 0%
- 16 to 99 3 events 43%
The overall win rate hides this difference: some players dominate at their store and vanish at regionals. Here you can see it.
Toughest opponents faced
Sorted by the opponent's rating, with the head-to-head record. Beating a 1900-rated player counts for more than six wins against a regular at your local store.
- Sainted US 1587 0–1
- poketrumpeter US 1569 0–1
- Rathus US 1558 0–1
- ThePTM US 1552 0–1
- UncleTodsBigRod US 1546 0–1
- DeathPanda51 US 1546 1–0
- Spencer802 US 1545 0–1
- FallynDestroyer US 1518 1–0
- Logo37 US 1513 0–1
- Sendox US 1498 1–0
- Milksoda225 US 1487 0–1
- jhins lawyer US 1455 0–1
What the Field column means
Two columns Elo alone cannot give you. Field is the average rating of the opponents a player actually faced, with how many entrants their events had on average: the same score can be built grinding eight-player events against unrated opposition, or playing 200-player regionals. When the field stays around 1500 or events run under 16 entrants, the number is flagged. vs top 5% answers the same question match by match: how many they won against the 2,503 players rated above 1700. The gap is stark — some sit at 59%, others with a higher Elo sit at 30%. Computing these takes the full entry list of every event plus a rating system: sites that start from decklists cannot.
Ratings recomputed on 2026-09-02 05:41. The calculation runs twice a day on public standings from UVS Games events: between runs the scores do not change. How we compute the ranking →